sessile 

doesn't fucking move

sponges, which are animals, are sessile beings. when you grate a sponge onto a plate, each individual bit can grow into a new sponge. this type of asexual reproduction is useful, but not really, because these new organisms don't fucking move.

sessile by bill June 8, 2004

Sessle 

Sessle is a singer/song writer from Texas with a rich, smooth, tone like butter. However, people also describe someone who commonly gets rejected or dumpted by the same person but still is good friends with them as a sessle.

Did you hear? That Liam kid got dumpted again!

Oh really?! He's such a Sessle.

Sessle by Scunter4life April 8, 2021

Adam Sessler

1. The co-host of the G4 television program, X Play. He is assisted by Morgan Webb

2. To wear a horrible t shirt.

man, where did you get that shirt? Adam Sessler's closet?

Adam Sessler by Mat Cothran July 15, 2008

sessler cake 

The act of shitting on the side of or next to a fine champagne cake.

Dude, I cant play CoD now, you made it a sessler cake.

sessler cake by guimonkey November 6, 2009

Adam Sessler

One of the two co-hosts of G4's X-Play which happens to be the best show on that network. Unlike Judgement Day's Tommy and Victor, Adam (and other co-host Morgan) are on harder on the negative sides of the games they review. Unless there are few or none. Very few.

Adam Sessler owns Tommy Tollarico and Victor Lucas.

Adam Sessler by RaC September 10, 2005

sessies

short handed way of saying ‘obsessed’

can you believe she called him again? i mean, she is totally sessies with chad for literally no reason.

sessies by kikijill March 21, 2020

adam sessler and morgan webb 

probably the only good actors in the whole g4 line up of shows.they have usually hilarious skits.they were on techtv till some retard bought the channel and fired every one.good thing they kept them cuz the other shows suck.sure theyre stupid but who cares they can fucking act.unlike those hot chicks who hosts filter or the one who hosts cheat.there acting is cheesy and not funny unlike xplay wich is funny

adam sessler and morgan webb are the only reason i watch g4

adam sessler and morgan webb by kite822 June 11, 2005