Schmekel Flop

The sensation felt in the genital area by males when driving over rolling hills quickly.

While driving through the Appalachian Mountains we giggled about the strange feeling in our abdomen. Then my father said, "Here come more schmekel flops."

by theL1 November 2, 2009

Schmekels

A play on the Yiddush word schmekel- however it used to describe someone who does something really stupid. Also it is appropriate to name someone Schmekels in ascending order (i.e. Schmekels 1, Schmekels 2, etc.), in the order they do something stupid. Schmeks is an acceptable use of Schmekels

There goes Schmekels #1, he earned that title after busting his head open the first night. Oh look, there goes Schmeks #19, it took him a while but he still made an ass of himself

by ellunitiko June 14, 2010

schmee

Marijuana

The act of smoking marijuana.

Being under the influence of marijuana.

Let's smoke some schmee.

Do you want to schmee?

Maest, schmee.

I am so schmeed.

Let's have a schmee.

Do you have a schmee pipe?

by Richie "Shakin'" Nagan May 10, 2006

schmee

Female ejaculatory fluid.

I hope they don't check for DNA in his room. I schmeed on his bed.


Hey dummies, you can't pee with a boner.......

by Rhubesic February 2, 2004

schmeevil

A Schmeevil is an evil thing, person or animal. The opposite of a Schmeebil.

Schmeevils are evil, while schmeebils are good!

by Krystiana January 19, 2008

Schmeebler

Person of great dislike.

Olanka Masney is a schmeebler.

by muffinmanaf September 12, 2009

Schmeeb

The name given to any inanimate object (e.g. a rock, crushed beer can, lighter, etc.) handy to a group of drunks at a party. The "schmeeb" is then used in an eponymous drinking game, in which the player with the schmeeb hands it off to another player of his choosing. The exchange goes as follows:

Player 1: "This is a schmeeb."
Player 2: "A what?"
Player 1: "A schmeeb."
Player 2: "Thank you."

Each part of the exchange is crucial, including the "Thank you." Player 2 then hands off the schmeeb to yet another player, following the above exchange, except that the question/answer goes back to Player 1:

Player 2: "This is a schmeeb."
Player 3: "A what?"
Player 2: "A what?" (to Player 1)
Player 1: "A schmeeb" (to Player 2)
Player 2: "A schmeeb" (to Player 3)
Player 3: "Thank you."

The game continues ad infinitum (or ad nauseam, depending on how much you're drinking), with each player handing off the schmeeb to yet another player, following the same exchange (there will obviously be repeats and crossovers, with the same players involved at different points in the chain - which gets tricky.) The round ends when the chain is broken (i.e. a player forgets the order of question/answer, or a recipient forgets to say "Thank you" - which happens often), and the guilty party must finish his beer. This player then starts the next round.

Dude, this crushed beer can would make the perfect schmeeb!

by JBHighberger July 8, 2006