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ice skating fanny bandit

Expanding on the term fanny bandit, the term "Ice Skating Fanny Bandit" was coined during a glorious facebook comment war. The term itself implies a gratuitous amount of homosexuality and a general sense of unmanliness towards the recipient. The term is also very versatile in the fact that it contains a small sense of sophistication and lacks more vulgar terms compared to other similar insults such as queer, ass pirate, and cock lover.
Alex: "That Ed kid is such an ice skating fanny bandit for not going to the game with us."
by Alex U. October 2, 2007
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Ice skating

Hardeep was very excited about his trip to Disneyland, but found it was closed for Christmas so had to go ice skating instead.
by Dorian Gray January 6, 2007
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Affirmative Action Seating

When a stadium or an arena allocates (and reserves) seats in direct proportion to the demographic composition of a given region.
80,000 seats. 25% Far Eastern composition in let's say Cleveland, Ohio. 20,000 seats allocated to people who originate from the Far East based on Affirmative Action Seating.
by Daniel V. "The Unadiaper" October 10, 2006
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skating

drive by screaming. The action of driving by a group of people, or a single lonely person and screaming at them to scare them.
A: hey theres an ugly girl walking by herself
B: Lets Skate her

(screams at girl)

A: haha did you see her jump?! man i love skating.
by bruceskies April 21, 2009
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KKK of Slatington

A very big elite group of people that, against the law, follow or worship the KKK culture in Slatington, Pennsylvania. They are not afraid to hang out, think they can mind control and use use a victim that they will kill later on. So they will try to make the victim feel good so they can figure out a not so obviouspath of cannibalization. They will talk and use aprocess of communication that the victim has no access to. Their neighbors are New Jersians. If you are not Arian they will accept you as a slave intil they can figure out a punishment for you. If you are not arian they will provoke you and try to manipulate. They think they can mind control and do these things but they do not succeed since this is America after all. Sources of detective work and the secret government find everyone of the lazy fat pesky rats and they all receive the punishment they are willing to send.
The teacher of northern lehigh was arrested after a student found a nazi guideline notbook in his desk drawer entitled " KKK of Slatington."

Ashley signaled she was in the KKK of Slatington by drawing a nazi sign on her paper and another student glanced and leaned.

High school football players of the KKK of Slatington started chanting their ritual killing call excludinng any afrocan or spanish into the click.

The whole town is invloved with the KKk of Slatington as they recently abused a helpless blonde skinny italian girl and overdosed her on mecine hidden in her drink at a party.
by what the fuck seriously April 27, 2011
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Ice skating

Vinny wanted to go down on Laura in the train bathroom but she was so uptight that it ended up being like ice skating.
by Dorian Gray January 6, 2007
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ice skating

Girl 1: So what did you and Bobby do last night?

Girl 2: Oh, nothing much. We just went ice skating
by TealTwizzlers May 20, 2010
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