scantron test

Teacher Definition:
Common form of multiple choice testing in which the teacher does not have to go through the monotony of hand grading each test.

Student Definition:
Annoying lottery tickets in which prizes are delagated with letters A through F often given for finals or other annoyingly hard tests in which the teacher is too lazy to take partial credit.

::Math Test Senario:
Bendy Dickens: Psst! Hey man what'd you get for 6, 7, and 8?
Doya Swallow: FAG!
Bendy Dickens: Imma break yo gook ass in half!*
Doya Swallow: Naw, Jack Ass! It's a scantron, F, A, G then ACDC.
*Asians are smart in math.

by eliteskills.com May 18, 2004

telephone scar

A slash inflicted from the side of the mouth to the ear, the place a telephone or cell phone is placed, hence the name.

Hood Ninja: "Aye dog, yo I straight got ripped an once of them buds son." (This gentlemen was shorted one ounce of marijuana)

Drug Dealer: "Umm... no?"

Hood Ninja: (Pulls out knife, slashes drug dealers left side of the face, from mouth to ear) "Yo, screw me again bitch, and I'll make the right side match."

Drug Dealer: "Not ANOTHER telephone scar!!!"

by The Isaacton April 3, 2008

jacob sartorius

A person who's fame is questionable, due to lack of talent and eyebrows.

Also known to be popular around 12 year olds.

Nicknamed jacob saggytits.

Your as useless as jacob sartorius!

by acoolsloth May 18, 2016

scar

Murdering piece of shit! Killed Mufasa in The Lion King. Piece of shit excuse of a lion.

if it wasn't for scar, that murdering piece of shit, Mufasa would still be around.

by J$Parker April 11, 2008

Jacob Sartorius

Known as the worst fucking singer in the world.

Oh hey it’s Jacob Sartorius
Oh what a dumb fuck

by st6273 February 20, 2019

b on the scantron

False

If you take a scantron test, on the true/false portion, B is always false

Q: Are you going to get hammered tonight?

A: B on the scantron

by born proud raised proud December 1, 2005

Sarthak

Sarthak means best - no one's better than him , he's hot, lovely,rich, successful, famous, 6pack abs , inshort the best you can get is a sarthak

I have a crush on sarthak , bro everyone have a crush on him.

by Baburaosabkabaap December 9, 2021