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Josh Sawyer Destroyer

A bedazzled Strap-on that Spitz uses daily on Josh Sawyer. It's got a quaff of hair.
Did you see him using that "Josh Sawyer Destroyer", it totally destroyed his rectum.
by Josh Sawyer's Destroyer December 14, 2012
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Sawyer

I fat gay ass kid who wears crocs and is an absolute loser with a 1ml peen and no one likes
stop being such a Sawyer omg your such a Sawyer
by Ur boy s dawg January 16, 2020
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Tom Sawyer

Right before a man reaches his climax he then rubs it on a females leg, Cumming while doing so, rubbing the semen into her thigh like white paint on a fence.
"Dude, I just tom sawyer'd the shit out of this girl."
"You can definitly tell I painted her fence white."
"My dick is a paint brush!"
"Painted that bitch like the sistine chapel."
by MegaDongPeak August 19, 2014
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Sawyer

A "Sawyer" is a person that fail's at everything they do, but claim to be the best at all the said activities. The "Sawyer Bruer" in question can also be over weight, lazy, stupid or a horrible fellow sportsman or hobbiest.
"Hey retard, get of the track your slower than Sawyer!"

"Don't tell me how to set up my car, your were slower than Sawyer!"

"Hey, fuck you Sawyer!"
by R/CRacer69 October 28, 2009
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Sawyer

A Sawyer is a the descendant of the manatee, as indicated by the publication of Charles Darwin 'The Sawyer family origin, evolution from a manatee.

This phrase is often used to describe somebody with a larger, more buoyant frame, who is shaped like an oversized standing tortoise.
Look at that bloke over there - he is shaped like a Sawyer.
by CDarwinian May 8, 2009
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sawyer

bleech greecy blonde hair, sweaty, smelly, craier field of zits
by cool kid111 November 27, 2009
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Eboni Sawyer

Fine as FUCK!! if you see this girl youd be like DAMN!!! I wanna BEAT that!! she has a phat ass and a banging body!
by Mike May 22, 2003
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