Peanut butter jelly sammich

When your girl eats smucker’s jam out of your Anus while jerking you off with whole wheat bread

“Hey babe, can I get one of your world famous peanut butter jelly sammiches”?

by Penisbutterandjam October 12, 2018

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.

How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

sammich

A sandwich made with love by a woman.

You haven't done anything productive lately, so here's a sammich!

by jermybanana November 10, 2009

sammin

when youre just going with the flow and chillin. pronounced like "salmon"

-"yo, what up mang?"
-"not much man, just sammin it up over at dubR's place"

by Shakey Jake March 4, 2007

Samiaing

Samiaing is when a person proceeds with extra caution whe preforming simple daily tasks and intensely freaking out when the plan to proceed with caution fails

For example if you are skating on an ice rink and uncontrollable panick and overuse safety you have successfully done a Samia (and have also manage to attract everyone who is near you attention due to your screaming)

“You were Samiaing so much at the park

by AngelHorns November 10, 2017

Sammie-Proof

Making something extremely simple for a sammie to be able to make it/survive it. Usually used when playing video games.

Did you remember to sammie-proof it? Sammie won't be able to complete it otherwise.

by Sparta <3 June 13, 2018

Sammie

Sammie is amazing she does heaps she is a great kisser and gives the best blowjob she is also very giving.

Sammie does heaps

by Mickityd August 14, 2018