Sal

sal is a person that generally seems inviting. sal coaxes you in and makes you happy and breaks your heart. sal says he loves you, but she doesn’t. sal is a traitor. but you still love sal despite everything they did

“have you heard of sal?? xe is nice.”

by kazzywazzywoo November 22, 2021

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Kennith Sals

The Alpha of the Alphas. He Drives a stick shift with no hands on the wheel so he can shift while finger fucking your bitch. His sprinting speed is immaculate due to the third leg he has. He feeds off the the energy of other alpha males by consuming them. (Ryan Goodman, Craig Sleeman, #55)

Friend to other friend: Dude I'm such an alpha
friend: Dude no you're not look thats Kennith Sals over there

by Yanni734 November 19, 2021

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Sals it

To add salsa to anything.

Nicole: "I made some broccoli but you might want to salt it."

David: "I'm ok, I'll just sals it."

by Michael Jinglebells October 29, 2021

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The Pirate Sal

When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.

Oh shit I just did the pirate sal.

by johnnyjrockets September 6, 2021

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sals

a shortened version of salisbury university, sals is used to describe things that have the same energy as the university and the people who attend it. typically, actions that align most closely with people who peaked in high school suit this term best. people often misuse sals to describe things that are lame or cringe, but things that are sals have a very specific energy to them. you will know what is sals when you see it.

person 1: bruh this girl spammed her story last with videos of her at a party it was so annoying
person 2: omg that’s so sals. how badly does she need people to think she’s cool

by yourmomatthebombdotcom September 28, 2021

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