Salem

A very cool person. Monmon's favorite.

I love you Salem

by Monajjee December 9, 2021

Salem Techsperts

The greatest technician that’s ever lived.

Person 1: You know Salem Techsperts?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s the greatest technician that’s ever lived!
Person 1: True, he’s way better than Linus.

by Rafitimba June 11, 2024

Salem

a boy who makes a girl feel like she could be herself. one who dreams of Italy and sells balloons alongside his lover at their bakery. the boy who applies to the school she loves so their meeting could be a distant dream. the boy who doesn't even realize that she wants him as much as he wants her.

You need a boy like Salem

by josie809238 January 9, 2022

Salem

a black cats name from the show Sabrina the teenage witch

nothing it’s just that Salem is a name

by JuanDavid9904 August 28, 2025

Salem Broads

A general term claiming a broad in Salem, OR. Is one of the following, a hoe, too childish, a game playing cunt,a stuck up rich girl who loves cocaine, or a stupid bitch who can't take a hint.

Dude 1: woah! Those girls are hot, man!

Dude 2: careful, those are all Salem broads

Dude 2, ew, disgusting. Fucking garbage. Good looking out man.

by Arod/Lexrod August 8, 2016

salem

fat fucking cat.

salem is fat as fuck get her on a diet.

by delulu69 February 11, 2025

Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.

When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."

by manjoseph January 21, 2022