Person 1: You know Salem Techsperts?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s the greatest technician that’s ever lived!
Person 1: True, he’s way better than Linus.
Person 2: Yeah, he’s the greatest technician that’s ever lived!
Person 1: True, he’s way better than Linus.
by Rafitimba June 11, 2024
Get the Salem Techspertsmug. A general term claiming a broad in Salem, OR. Is one of the following, a hoe, too childish, a game playing cunt,a stuck up rich girl who loves cocaine, or a stupid bitch who can't take a hint.
Dude 1: woah! Those girls are hot, man!
Dude 2: careful, those are all Salem broads
Dude 2, ew, disgusting. Fucking garbage. Good looking out man.
Dude 2: careful, those are all Salem broads
Dude 2, ew, disgusting. Fucking garbage. Good looking out man.
by Arod/Lexrod August 8, 2016
Get the Salem Broadsmug. 
Salem is a wonderful person who will be by your side no matter what happens. She will stay by your side no matter what happens. If she has to tell you something she will say it right to your face. She is not afraid of anything. If she has a problem she will let you know. She is a very fun, loud, nice, straight up person/friend.
Salem is a beautiful person.
by Anonymuscat October 31, 2022
Get the salemmug. 
A state of sadness/mental instability after leaving Salem College, where you had the best time of your life.
by Blablabla1810 July 31, 2021
Get the Post-Salem Depressionmug. Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
by Doctor W October 26, 2011
Get the Salem Fastmug.