a shortened version of salisbury university, sals is used to describe things that have the same energy as the university and the people who attend it. typically, actions that align most closely with people who peaked in high school suit this term best. people often misuse sals to describe things that are lame or cringe, but things that are sals have a very specific energy to them. you will know what is sals when you see it.
person 1: bruh this girl spammed her story last with videos of her at a party it was so annoying
person 2: omg that’s so sals. how badly does she need people to think she’s cool
person 2: omg that’s so sals. how badly does she need people to think she’s cool
by yourmomatthebombdotcom September 28, 2021
The cutest person in the world, as sexy as a motorcycle *vroom, vroom*. I wanna kiss sAl so badly he's amazing
by nobodyjncijkncajk May 18, 2021
by nobodyjncijkncajk May 18, 2021
by xenisafatassfag July 19, 2022
umm idk how to explain him except a 3 foot tall hype beast who has braces and a new pair of 600 dollar sneakers every day. You probably have one of these at your school.
by Hannah Bannanananannana March 26, 2019
Big Ego Small Dick, He likes tall guys, He doesnt like arguing but loves to talk about himself all the time. All he cares is about $$ and he also likes to whine alot and not do anything about it. Loves front wheel drive trucks with 150 hp or less. Still likes haircuts from the the jersey shore episode 1.
by P The Tripod November 23, 2021
by Pussgetter February 14, 2019