river turding

A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.

My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

River rock

A river rock is a solid hard turd, followed by raging diarrhea!!!

Dang Brett don't use the bathroom, Steve had a river rock that he just let loose not a good sight!!!

by stevetotheo April 13, 2015

River Roach

Female known for jumping from boat to boat consuming whatever alcohol she can get ahold of. Also is passed around the group like a joint. Seen wearing cut off shorts straw hat and has the smell of alcohol and semen on her breath.

That girl is nothing but a river roach.

by RustyHooker August 1, 2020

butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river

Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.

by baustin52 November 8, 2012

Nurse Rivers

The favorite nickname of the effeminate coach of the Boston Celtics who isn't above cheating and bending the rules to win games as the 2008 NBA Finals proved.

Adam mocks Nurse Rivers and his team's losing record after the Lakers win the 2009 NBA Finals.

by Nurse Rivers February 6, 2009

River Mermaid

A slut or promiscuous person, esp. flirtatious young women who reside at cottages/cabins during summertime.

"Man, your neighbor is hot!"
"Oh, Zyn? Yeah, she's a total river mermaid."

by panicmania April 18, 2013

river sex

when you and your SO are having a SUPER intimate evening (or morning or day i think) and decide to take things downtown by (or in) a river. its actually the best. try it.

dude jess and i had crazy ass river sex last night

by suzzybyakka August 23, 2021