Cookie cutter response

Made by the billions. No good information. Makes few happy. Great way to start an altercation or adverse reaction.

Now that's a cookie cutter response.

by Colorado Kid 78 February 26, 2021

Thirst Responder

A man who will reliably and appropriately respond to a tastefully thirsty snapchat and/or text when a lady is in the mood for positive attention.

She was feelin' herself, so she snapped a thirst responder for some male validation.

by merbb September 9, 2020

First Responder

A first responder is an induvidual who has completed a USDOT approved 40-hour course. Similar in training to an Emergency Medical Technician-Basic (EMT-B), first responders are capable of providing basic emergency medical care such as cardio-pulmonary resuscitation (CPR), automatic defibrillation, bleeding control, splinting, and assisting with childbirth.

The people who most commonly become first responders are firefighters, law enforcement officers, lifeguards, camp counselors, school staff, industrial workers, and any other person who may be the first to come in contact with a medical emergency.

While employed at the automtive plant, Mike witnessed a machinery accident, in which a co-woker became seriously injured. With his first responder training, Mike was able to stop the bleeding until the paramedics arrived.

With her first responder training, Brooke saved a drowning victim at the local pool.

by DeSoto September 7, 2009

position with a responsibility

A stuffy way to say that you are working in some high class department, but you are really just looking up tax files and bookkeeping or some dinky slave slacker job like that.

I work as an bookkeeper for the New York Times... I have a position with a responsibility.

by Lil Duff 2008 June 23, 2008

responsehonk

An automobile honk delivered by the driver in response to another automobile's honk rather than in response to distress or danger.

The driver of the Audi honked as the BMW cut him off, so the driver of the BMW, already ahead of the Audi, responsehonked in retaliation.

by dwarbi April 25, 2008

Norman Nick response rate

The amount of time it takes for Norman "Nick" to respond to someone. During verbal conversations, you may ask Norman "Nick" a question or ask for his opinion, usually Norman "Nick" will take a minimum of 30 seconds to respond and sometimes you will be looking for an answer for upwards of a minute. We like to refer to this downtime as Norman "Nick" processing and thinking. If you thought that it might be easier to talk to him over text, you better think again. If you text Norman "Nick", you should be prepared to wait at least a few hours for a response and tbh consider yourself lucky if you get a response at all. It's not like he's busy or anything either, he'll see your message pretty quickly and just come to the conclusion that you don't deserve a timely response.

Ray Naker: Yo slime, you lay pipe when you were in Texas?
*15 seconds later*
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you there? You lay pipe?
*20 seconds later*
Ray Naker: Yo, he might be thinking
*10 seconds later*
Norman "Nick" : Yes
Henry: Shi, that's that Norman Nick response rate
Norman "Nick" : Wtf do you mean, I didn't know what to say

by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021

Nina's formula for getting rid of responsibility

Getting rid of resposibility in case you are the one who has to choose something !

Works in any case. "...I do want if that's what *you* want".

You can use any verb you need.

WARNING: Can be super annoying.

Nina's formula for getting rid of responsibility can be used in following situations...
"Do you want me to come over ?"
"I do, if you want."

"Which pizza should I order for us ?"
"I want the one you want the most."

by Kee27 August 3, 2018