Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.
by dalegato June 15, 2011
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Rantness

When one gets carried away or out of control
“The catnip has made the cat rantness
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Tranting ( Trump Ranting)

When, upon hearing someone's comments that enrage you, you cannot restrain yourself from verbally launching into a tirade of self opinionated abuse towards that individual to your present company of family/friends etc. in a way that becomes tedious to all around you.
The doorman refused our sisters entry to the club because she was not 'their type of customer' . She ruined everyone's night by Tranting ( Trump Ranting) nonstop . ( She knew Jeans were not allowed )
by Juggledonuts August 16, 2017
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Yoda Rant

A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.
I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.
by Otternugget ;D March 12, 2013
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Lani rant

To excitedly talk about a book for a long period of time with many giggles and happy shivers.
Lani went on a lani rant about another murder mystery
by Gil4 July 07, 2023
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HDMI rant

The ability to talk about a subject long after the audience has moved on and/or lost interest.
I was in-tuned for a minute or two but he just went on an HDMI rant!
by Ntlane2004 May 24, 2023
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