Doubters Ralph

An expression used by someone who has heard someone say something that is not believable. Often uttered under one’s breath in disdain.

Person 1: I climbed Mount Everest yesterday
Person 2: Doubters Ralph (muttered under his breath)

by Cleopatra75 May 13, 2023

visit Uncle Ralph

To noisily projectile vomit.

That mystery meat from the cafeteria was so bad, I had to visit Uncle Ralph.

by postmachoguy January 20, 2009

friend of Ralph

Someone affiliated with the mob, generally a member or associate who does the dirty work.

If you want that guy gone, I can hook you up with a friend of Ralph who could do the job.

by glocksucker69 November 10, 2019

Medium Paced Ralph

When you go jerk off on the toilet then quickly turn around and cum in the toilet at school.

Guy 1: "I did a Medium Paced Ralph yesterday."
Guy 2: "What the hell?"

by Dog Ross June 7, 2023

Ralph's Dirty Surprise

While receiving oral sex, a male partner stimulates the other partner's uvula resulting in the partner giving oral sex to vomit on the male partner's erect penis. The male partner then inserts his soiled penis into the other partner's rectum using the vomit as anal lubrication.

I gave Sherry 'Ralph's Dirty Surprise' last night.

by Julie McChicken June 28, 2009

Ralph

A Russian spy ready to eat all your soy sauce. He'll come to your house and eat your dogs legs, and eat them with all the soy sauce you have. He says no to ketchup, and likes hippo meat.

Ralph hates dogs

by kwiggle October 4, 2019

Ralph Lauren

Exclusive brand for the best of the best! Teenagers with a great sense of style and prep wear this brand. They are true fashionistas. Some people just don't look good in Ralph Lauren, however others do. You should consult a person who wears Ralph Lauren before you wear it yourself. Remember, not everyone can be the ""Hot and Sexy Ralphy!"

Dang man you lookin hot and sexy in that Polo by Rlaph Lauren, your such a preppy fashionista! polo Ralph lauren

by OzzyOswald July 14, 2016