Pyrocynical

A young man who regrets his life choices and the creator of Mlg telitubbies and shrek has swag

Pyrocynical tried to hook up with a 13 year old fre- uhh girl from France.

-Keemstar

by Lengend47 August 31, 2017

Pyronecrobeastyality

The act of fucking small dead burning woodland creatures.

While Toms friends were asleep, he dug up a dead rabbit, lit it on fire and committed pyronecrobeastyality.

by beer_bear August 30, 2006

pyropiracy

The act of taking something on fire, like a cigarette, and sharing this fire with others by placing the lit end on the outer unlit end of your friend's cigarette. This infringes on the person who gave you a license to burn your cigarette. The idea is that the fire is the intellectual property of whoever gave it to you, and you're only allowed one copy.

Pyropiracy is very harmful to the match and lighter industry by infringing their reserved rights.

Bill Gates:How did you light that cigarette without a lighter?
Warezman:Pyropyracy.
FBI:I charge you with pyropiracy. Pay me $250,000!

by Braveheart's thirst for blood-cox August 12, 2007

Pyromancy

A form of Sorcery or magic primarily consisting of toxens or fire. (term used mostly in the games "Dark Souls" and "Dark Souls 2")

My dick is burnt out like a sorcerer's pyromancy.

by Dorkeusmaximus December 8, 2014

Pyrosexual

The act of being aroused by either looking at or being engulfed by flames.

The act of being aroused by Pyrocynical

So yeah, I'm a pyrosexual

by Garfield-Is-Taken February 16, 2020

pyrocynical

British commentator, who is known for his montage parodies, which has since been discontinued. He's also well known for having some top tier cringe on his channel.

Oh, Pyrocynical just uploaded another cringe video!

by comicsansfont August 9, 2016

Pyroclastic flow

Pyroclastic flow is Ice Cube's gangsta flow. It's his ability to rhyme to cool beats, and gangsta lyrics.

Official definition of Pyroclastic flow by Ice Cube :
What's the definition of a pyroclastic flow?
That's what happens when a volcano blow
That's what happens when Ice Cube starts to flow
Red hot lava mixed with saliva
Pulverising everything in its wake
Nothing can survive a pyroclastic flow

by Cube fan October 16, 2008