putting the baby to sleep

Sticking a tampon soaked in alcohol up your vag to get fucked faster while chewing raw weed.

What are you doing tonight?
We're putting the baby to sleep

by asgdghdagarsdfasdfa November 25, 2010

putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

putty rub

To spread ones ass cheeks and rub ones asshole on to someone elses nose.i.e. rubbing in the putty

One of my mates passed out last night after too many beers, so we gave him a chunky putty rub.

by gambitgander April 6, 2008

puttin on the ritz

When one (usually a male) dresses up to go out looking suave and devinare (not a shirt and sum slacks i mean---- shoes shined, pants pressed, shirt iron, clean socks jacket and a hat

Yo, i got this new girl, she so up class its a bitch cuz i gotta put on the ritz for her, but as long as i get her sweet ass.

by alchemist metalhead January 1, 2005

pustule

a zit or pimple with pus in it. Breaking your pustule is the same as popping it.

Bevis: Joe finally broke his pustule
Butthead: Really?
Bevis: Yea, he finally popped that enormus pimple on his forhead.

by anonymous December 31, 2006

Putting on the Dog

To act more sophisticated, affluent, or of greater importance than one really is.

Angela was really putting on the dog at last night's cocktail party. Little did those people realize she's just a humdrum accounting clerk.

by CheetahCats April 11, 2010

putt putt

Term used in place of miniature golf. Mostly in north-eastern ohio.

Lets go play Putt Putt!

by ma STRANGE lo March 28, 2004