dumpy pumpkin

A fat girl with small breasts. She is usually ugly and shaped like a pumpkin. Only wanted on Halloween for decorations or costume idea.

I dumped my dumpy pumpkin yesterday. She can join the rest of the patch.

by undefinedwerd October 8, 2012

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pumpkin shoes.

Something that doesn't make any logical sense

She is a pair of pumpkin shoes.

by needleyoyo June 15, 2009

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Pumpkin-Skittle

having one obnoxiously large testicle and one one significantly small one

a man who appears to have one very gigantic ball

I was with this hot guy last night and we started getting hot and heavy, then i saw his pumpkin-skittle

by Endora Beaverhausen October 31, 2009

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v. Exhibiting an irrational hatred of Bill and Hillary Clinton. A reference to Indiana Congressman Dan Burton's attempts to prove the Clintons killed Vince Foster by shooting a pumpkin for "forensic evidence."

Edwards Supporter: Hillary wants to SELL YOUR CHILDREN TO WALMART.

Normal Dude: Man, that guy needs to chill out and stop shooting pumpkins.

by obamarama January 24, 2008

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pumpkin pants

Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.

Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"

by Bbasdfblooger Borf May 13, 2016

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