puck bunny

aka the hockey team ho

at my school ive been called the puck bunny or the hockey team ho, what can i say... hockey players are HOTT

by RedHotItalianLover February 23, 2004

puckered star

bum hole; derived from appearance when viewed whilst doggy style sexing her.

"she bent over and I could see her puckered star"

by Rob July 20, 2004

Phucked

1. Totally and royally screwed.

2. The act of sexual intercourse.

Especially useful at work or in settings that control and/or monitor emails through the use of filters.

Poff is so PHUCKED when you leave!!

by jdmjr March 20, 2008

puck slut

a girl that fucks alot of hockey players and is past from guy to guy like a hockey puck

that girl is such a puck slut

by Megan62588 August 5, 2006

Pluck a' Nut

(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—sexual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.

Pluck a' Nut

Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!

Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.

Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.

by TacomaBeags June 6, 2011

Puck to the Face Argument

An argument that an individual will make despite the fact they don't believe the central premise of their own argument. An argument that's made just to argue.

This is such a puck to the face argument, Chris, you don't even believe that WWF wrestling is real.

by RalphMonkey June 9, 2008

puck bunny

A female, particularily in high school, who only hangs out with pucks (otherwise known as hockey boys) or other puck bunnies. may exhibit other talents such as dancing, exfoliating, and rapid makeup application. wears a lot of spandex and specializes in moral ambiguity. rarely exlusive with one puck for more than a day at a time. hates and is hated by other girls.

puck bunny: hey baby!!!
puck: i love it when you talk dirty to me
innocent bystander: the only people that girl talks to are the pucks, she's such a puck bunny

by sympathy for the devil June 10, 2005