Basford-Pruning

Basford-Pruning is the act of grooming one self. Most often associated with the trimming of the pubic region, but can also mean a beard trim or hair cut. Most often used before a hot date or before an important occasion.

Guy One: You taking that girl out tonight?
Guy Two: Yeah, better get a jiffy on need to have a Basford-pruning before I meet her
Guy One: Hopeful of getting lucky then?
Guy Two: Always best to be prepared

by MrBDog84 August 29, 2013

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The Prune

An older wrinkly woman who only hangs out with gay men. Very similar to a fag hag. Typically in allot of debt and has no assets.

When is the prune going to turn up? I cant see any at the bar at the moment! One cant be far away!

by Cruz Chch May 19, 2011

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Eat a prune

Eat a prune: What someone says when they want you to stop microaggressing.

You can’t say that to her. Eat a prune, John.

by Jamin D May 27, 2022

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prune

Someone who grows up without being exposed to sexual innuendos or is un-knowledgeable about the topic of sex

Can't believe sally doesn't know what spooning is, what a prune!

by schmityb March 18, 2022

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prunes

A code name honored to an individual most highly respected among his kin. Only the best of the best are given this title and will live for centuries until it can be passed on again.

"There he is, the great prunes, A mighty individual capable of splitting the earth!"

by prunesland June 01, 2021

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