Morganic produce 

More organic foods used by farmers

We sell morganic produce

Morganic produce by Cupcakeprincess9 February 25, 2017

Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.

Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.

Self produced back lotion by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018

Ripped Produce

Some Fucking Asshole Named Mike who has the easiest shift out of everyone and barely puts up any vegetables, but if one thing is missing the whole mother fucking store is ripped

Ripped Produce Everything was stacked on the store but 1 apple was missing the store is fucked!

Ripped Produce by Produceman22 July 10, 2019

blokeally-grown produce 

Rural "Merry Old England" lingo for the bounty of fruits and vegetables supplied by nearby male farmers (i.e., "local blokes").

Comedic auto-show host Jeremy Clarkson looks fairly "hale 'n' hearty" to me; perhaps he dines on blokeally-grown produce during his meal-breaks.

blokeally-grown produce by QuacksO November 12, 2018

panel of organizing produce 

Created to import Bananas in the 1930s by Keetan Owens, the POOP revolutionized trade between the Southern United States and Central America.

The Panel Of Organizing Produce created the market for bananas in a time when Northern states had no access to tropical fruits.

panel of organizing produce by anonymous November 17, 2020

anybody want to walk produce 

The act of walking produce and questioning empty frito lay bins.

Hey hey hey, anybody want to walk produce?

anybody want to walk produce by Jsg313 August 7, 2022

To MR.produce 

To produce something

To MR.produce someting

To MR.produce by BurakBatuhan June 14, 2023