price liar

noun. A person who lies about the price at which he purchased or sold a stock, thereby inflating his profits. Done for the purpose of boasting to others.

Kelsey: "Wow, I sold my ABC today and got 14.50 for it."
Andrea: "You're such a price liar, Kelso. You know you only got 14.25. Rude."
Kelsey: "Uh, I'm not lying...I see we have a situation here."

by stockman09 June 10, 2010

pricewaterhousecoopers

An environment/hell, in which the term 'work-life balance' is used to convince bright, young professionals to accept jobs. Once on the other side, it becomes apprent very fast that it doesn't exist, but the majority of employees stay, because the partners continue to say they are "working" to improve 'work-life balance'. One question: How long before they figure it out? Answer: NEVER. They will continue to use it as a topic of positive discussion for the future (always in the future).

I would rather get shot in the face then work another day at PricewaterhouseCoopers.

by PwCer April 29, 2005

The Price Is Right

Loctated in Barker Country, USA.
This AMAZING game show is fun to watch. You can play along (exept for the wheel part) and scream at the TV for one fun filled hour of vain popping entertainment. There are also hot chickes known as the as Barker's Beauties who the whole Price Is Right Audience knows Bob Barker at 80 years old is banging.

I'm going to Barker Country to play plinko and nail some of those Barker's Beauties and scream until my head explodes! And while I'm bleeding all over the old people and armed forces that are sitting next to me, I'll be sporting my matching T-shirt with all of my buds!

by B-Balla August 9, 2005

Porcelain Tuck

When a male awakens with morning wood and goes to take a morning shit, he will often times need to urinate as well. To avoid urinating everywhere except in the toilet due to an erection, one must tuck his erect penis under the toilet seat to hold it down.

"Yo, I had the biggest morning wood today and I had to pull off a porcelain tuck."

by Dr. JRal September 22, 2005

paying homage to the porcelain goddess

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002

Captain Price dat Hoe

(In Reference to the Captain Price in Call of Duty 4)
When you do a bitch, and you weren't satisfied, so the next morning you call in a Air Strike on her house/condo/apartment.

Shit holmes! Here come the Gunships, that guys gonna Captain Price dat Hoe across the street!

by Captain Price Himself March 21, 2008

Please proceed governor

A phrase used when a person you're arguing against is about to say something really stupid and realizes it, but you want them to continue so that you can win the argument.

R: You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror. It was not a spontaneous demonstration, is that what you're saying?
O: Please proceed. Please proceed governor.
R: I want to make sure we get that for the record because it took the president 14 days before he called the attack in Benghazi an act of terror.
O: Get the transcript.
C: It -- it -- it -- he did in fact, sir. So let me -- let me -- call it an act of terror...
O: Can you say that a little louder, Candy?
C: He -- he did call it an act of terror.

by President of Vice January 10, 2014