Someone who boasts about their accomplishments when in fact they have nothing to boast about or when a man is hitting on a woman and lies about how big his penis is or how good he is in bed.
by Zecker117 November 17, 2015
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Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.
by Intelligence001 March 25, 2022
Get the play stupid games, win stupid prizes mug.This is a strength exercise that was invented by a strong white inmate in Prison in Connecticut. It combines the art of the deep squat and as the lifter rises back to normal height, then strict presses the weight above his head and locks his arms out and holds it there. A true PrisInman squat is finished by yelling the phrase "welcome to prison" at the end of it...thus revealing your superiority to others in a confined area.
People who complete PrisInman Presses are also well known for their Prison behaviors such as grabbing a handful of dirt during a volleyball game in your left hand, awaiting another Inmate to set the ball for you, and then viciously spiking the ball in the face, scrotum, or chest of the opposing Inmate, then throwing the dirt in their face while yelling the phrase "welcome to prison". Usually it will be a Latin King member you are playing against, since the only things they do in Prison is steal, pick on weaker white people and play volleyball and complain while doing so...
The PrisInman press reflects a bigger picture of society, that just because you lost the game of life, does not mean that you cannot beat the fuck out of someone while doing time, and look damn good while doing so.
PrisInman presses can only be done by very strong people, usually white people, they are usually of the Aryan race and have blonde hair and blue eyes.
People who complete PrisInman Presses are also well known for their Prison behaviors such as grabbing a handful of dirt during a volleyball game in your left hand, awaiting another Inmate to set the ball for you, and then viciously spiking the ball in the face, scrotum, or chest of the opposing Inmate, then throwing the dirt in their face while yelling the phrase "welcome to prison". Usually it will be a Latin King member you are playing against, since the only things they do in Prison is steal, pick on weaker white people and play volleyball and complain while doing so...
The PrisInman press reflects a bigger picture of society, that just because you lost the game of life, does not mean that you cannot beat the fuck out of someone while doing time, and look damn good while doing so.
PrisInman presses can only be done by very strong people, usually white people, they are usually of the Aryan race and have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Holy Shit, did you see that white kid from D-Block PrisInman press 315 pounds, that was fucking amazing.
Hey, wanna do PrisInman presses with me today, I am working shoulders and traps.
How the fuck did PrisInman do that, I am not able to lift that weight because I am not strong or smart.
Arguing over a prisinman press is like getting a gold medal in the special olympics, even if you win, you are still retarted.
Hey, wanna do PrisInman presses with me today, I am working shoulders and traps.
How the fuck did PrisInman do that, I am not able to lift that weight because I am not strong or smart.
Arguing over a prisinman press is like getting a gold medal in the special olympics, even if you win, you are still retarted.
by PrisInman July 17, 2011
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comes from the fact that tobacco is a highly sought after commodity in prison, hence you have to roll smokes using as little as possible.
comes from the fact that tobacco is a highly sought after commodity in prison, hence you have to roll smokes using as little as possible.
Jimmy: let me pinch some baccy then!
Alex: nah bro
Jimmy: go on, i'll make it a prison rollie?
Alex:
Jimmy:
Alex:
Jimmy:
Alex: FINE
Alex: nah bro
Jimmy: go on, i'll make it a prison rollie?
Alex:
Jimmy:
Alex:
Jimmy:
Alex: FINE
by chalt0 April 11, 2013
Get the prison rollie mug.The moment when you sit down to go piss, and realizing you to need to shit too, thus taking longer than you originally said you needed.
"Stacy, what took you so long? You said you just needed to pee."
"Sorry, I was having a princess moment."
"Sorry, I was having a princess moment."
by Lillian Vess March 18, 2022
Get the Princess Moment mug.A redneck, generally loud and obnoxious, that roams the hallways at school screaming random and loud meaningless derogatory terms whilst rubbing snuff inside their gums. Usually live in town but act like a "country boy" by driving a large, loud 4x4 and arguing over truck makers. Always has on camo to stay disguised in any situation. Natural habitats include: The woods, high school or college bathrooms, anywhere there's snuff, mud, or big trucks
"Ew man, there's snuff on the stairs."
"Damn Inbred Pricks."
"Where are all the Inbred Pricks?"
"I don't know, they're invisible with their camo."
"A big, loud, dirty and annoying truck? F***ing Inbred Pricks."
"Damn Inbred Pricks."
"Where are all the Inbred Pricks?"
"I don't know, they're invisible with their camo."
"A big, loud, dirty and annoying truck? F***ing Inbred Pricks."
by jkettler24 May 2, 2014
Get the Inbred Prick mug.The number one rated car in America due to the lack of ability to kill anybody due to its 10 mph top speed.
"Dude I got hit by a Toyota Prius yesterday. Yo bro are you okay? Yeah bro I'm fine I just got a paper cut.
by Everydaydipshit69 November 13, 2020
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