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PREGNANT LAUGHTER

Refer's To Any Player Who Easily Charms The ladies with Jokes And One liner's, Eventually Getting Them Into Bed.Which Might Lead TO Pregnancy
SANDRA: Alice Is Pregnant?

DION: Let Me Guess!!! It Was Carl.

SANDRA: YUP!! Pregnant Laughter
by MATTHEW, NAWI January 8, 2009
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a little pregnant

Commonly thought to be an impossible statement, being 'a little pregnant' is when a woman is pregnant but still able to have an abortion.
Suzy: So it turns out I'm a little pregnant

Jackie: Oh no girl that's terrible! You're parents are going to kill you! By the way it's not possible to be just a little pregnant girl.

Suzy: Actually it IS possible because I have this freshly unbent coat-hanger right here. Would you mind giving me a hand?

Jackie: Of course, that's what friends are for!
by Dr. Abortion May 6, 2011
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pregnant card

When a woman in a relationship or marriage doesn’t wanna leave the man in whatever terms and says she’s pregnant to have the man stay.
Justin: Rachel, I can’t deal with you not getting a job, you’re living with me for free, after all I helped for you to get out of the toxic family you once were in… it’s like you’re bringing it to me… I think we should separate since you complain and do drugs and shit, it’s not the energy I want…
Rachel: Honey, I’m pregnant…
Justin: BULLSHIT!!!! You’re trying to pull the pregnant card, huh?
by FellowGonzalez October 14, 2022
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2020 pregnant

"Hey, everybody. Guess you're wondering where I've been all week. Well, I'm I'm 2020 pregnant in my basement in quarantine!"
by red phillips February 2, 2021
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Pregnant AF

Alternatively 'Pregnant APh' (the Ph gettoises the idiom & adds an extra punch - see 'Phat as Phuc')

Adjective

1. Full, loaded, or overflowing with meaning and/or innuendo.

2. Literal: very pregnant

ORIGIN:
Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' c.1599-1602 Act 2 Scene 2, Polonius' aside as Hamlet dons his "antic disposition", pretending to be mad to throw Claudius off the scent of his revenge & generally cause havoc: "How *pregnant* sometimes his replies are - a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not be so prosperously delivered of."
Dude, she likes you; her emojis in those texts to you are Pregnant AF. In Japanese haiku, each word is Pregnant AF. When she bloats up from abusing junk food, she looks Pregnant AF.
by anonymous June 1, 2017
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pregnant party

When 10 guys fuck 1 girl at the same time. 9 months later they do a test to see which guy is the baby's father.
"I was born from a pregnant party, Maisy is Mom and Aboderu is Dad."
by Nailuj February 21, 2018
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Pregnant Penis

A penis that is pregnant and has sperm in the balls.
Me: Look at that old ass weirdo he got a Pregnant Penis!
by jay asf February 8, 2021
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