parallelity

1.(noun) The field between two lines that are parallel.
2.(noun) The activity within the field between two parallel lines.

1. The parallelity of our lives made contact between us impossible.
2. The parallelity of their ambition made them competitors.

by Julian Steptoe November 26, 2007

paralyzed parking

-An alternate name for handicap parking spots
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.

Girl: "Oh look, there's a spot right near the entrance"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"


Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"

by NliquidINraverA February 17, 2009

Parallel Park

When a guy tries to "park" his dick in a girls mouth horizontally, cheek to cheek. It's a tight space and there isn't always a lot of time to back up, pull out and then maneuver until you're all the way in so if that space doesn't work, find one that will.

"I know it's a tight space, but I always have to back up and pull in a few times when I parallel park. It's too hard to get it all in on the first try."

by Abscher1 April 26, 2010

Parallel Parkinson's

An inability to parallel park. Sufferers of this disease may try five and six times to guide their vehicle into an open space before finally giving up, and leaving the automobile 2-3 feet from the curb at an awkward angle.

Her Parallel Parkinson's always seemed to flare up when she found a space in front of a restaurant with a big window full of on-lookers.

by Lior Blue 22 June 9, 2010

parallel park

a vagina so cavernous that you can put your junk in sideways.

That girl is so wide, you can parallel park her.

by drdave88 December 17, 2008

parallelogram

A group of four or more paraplegics.

They tend to roam around eateries and fat people, taunting them by going faster than them even without usable legs.

Dude, let me in!

There's a parallelogram after me!

Hide the Ho-ho's!

by Xildra October 22, 2009

parallel masturbation

The act of two friends sharing porn and thereby masturbating to the same material. Gay.

Mitch: Dude, you can have my porn if you want.

Brian: No thanks. I don't believe in parallel masturbation.

by The PC Doctor December 25, 2009