porked

What Dave did to Shay at a hotel! I porked her hard!

fucked intercourse banged screwed penetrated porked

by Detroitfucking March 15, 2014

Pookes

To Poo and Puke at the same time

Holy shit man, i'm sooo hungover that I have the Pookes

by givemeabeer January 16, 2011

Pooned

An evolution of powned or pwned (1) (which in turn derives from owned). It also has connotations of poon as in poon tang (3) to mean pussy, famously used in South Park. Pooned (4) Also has connotations of harpooned and is pronounced the same way.

Also used in to mean to nail something (get it right) or someone (get laid)

(1) "You got powned/pwned"
(2) "You got owned"
(3) "I'm gonna get me some God damn poon tang"
(4) "Oooh you got pooned"
(5) "You see that whale over there with harpoon scars? That's right... last night.... she got POONED!"

by Jowy the phleghmbot October 26, 2009

pokked

To be under the influence of two or more substances

"Dude, I was so pokked last night!"

by Kayvahn September 17, 2006

ponked

to be high on poppers while drunk on alchahol

maaaaaan i am ponked!!

by Tim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 February 26, 2008

pooted

you may have seen this on a cartoon network commercial, its a term used to describe a fart that is loud and obnoxious, like the sound that the character is making on the commercial

Guy1: hey guess what?

Guy2: what now?!?

Guy1: I pooted....

by DMJeff24 December 10, 2006

pookadook

cute lil girl with bratty tendencies

your such a pookadook

by jules May 13, 2005