Pony Soldier

Someone who offends you, but you're not sure why.
by atyson February 11, 2020
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Pony legs

A condition usually inflicted after one's leg has gone numb from a long sit down with the porcelain throne. This renders the person into a state of awkward stumbling, similar to that of a baby horse.
John: Oh jeese look, Brian has pony legs again.
by Spider Viater December 13, 2011
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Pony Keg

A half-size beer container that holds about 7.75 gallons (a quarter barrel, or 62 pints of beer.
There's only going to be six of us, so let's just get a pony keg.
by Lägermeister August 09, 2007
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bony pony

A guy who isn’t thin or wiry but just plain bony but who’s great in bed or has an amazing endowment.
“What do you see in him?”
“He’s a real bony pony and I’m going to ride him until dawn.”

When Carlos’ reputation of being a bony pony got out he couldn’t get a night to himself.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Bone Pony

Another term for sex. Usually used when the female is riding for extended periods of time.
I heard that she rode the bone pony all the way to pound town last night!
by P-Nut89 July 09, 2011
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Baloney Pony

A male phallus. The Oscar Meyer pole. The Bacon Torpedoe.
Your mom is such a freak! She smoked my Baloney Pony while my nuts rested in her eye sockets!!!!!
by Rod Mack July 19, 2003
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white pony

Cocaine. Although the term is often used to describe a multitude of other illegal substances, it was originally used as a slang term for the stimulant-drug cocaine (a processed extract of leaves from the Erythroxylum Coca plant).
"Lets ride the white pony" <let's use cocaine>

"Can you ask your buddy if he's good for the white pony?" <would you ask your friend if he has any cocaine to sell?>
by x_suffocate_x July 09, 2005
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