Poetency

Poetry that is especially powerful.

Graffiti found on the wall seperating Bland Land from the Peoples Republic of Poetry: POETRY IS POETENCY.

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Polterbytes

Polter (geist); (German) A ghost or spirit suppose to manifest its presence by noises,knockings, etc.

Bytes:(Computer Technology)A unit of information for processing in computer systems equal to one character or eight bits.

Polterbytes: Any malfunction that results in a computer system crashing by being infected with spywear, bots,ad wear, trojan horses, virus's etc.

Polterbytes ate my whole thirty page dissertation.

Polterbytes crashed my PC right in the middle of reading e-mail.

Polterbytes placed pictures of nude men
that pop up when doing homework with the kids.

Polterbytes keep jumping spam guards.

Polterbytes from Africa keep appearing telling me they have a million dollar jackpot waiting for my response.

Polterbytes keep popping up with pictures of hot local babes that are dieing to meet me.

by PolterBob March 24, 2009

poetergeist

a poet of horror poetry

His poetry was so full of horror that people regarded him as a poetergeist

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

Politeified

1)It happens when you are on a first date with a person and they are just "so nice" that you are so scared and are convinced they are secretly planning your demise

2) When you are smothered by retail associated at an upscale clothing store because they think your spending tons of money there and kiss up to you HARDCORE

3)When someone you barely know pisses you off, and then it turns out that they were actually really nice and you feel like an ass...

3) When someone is just so nice to you, you are reduced to a state of shock...

"oh my god, he totally politeified me!"

by CatDiva February 5, 2010

Polite Path

An occurrence when one is in a good mood, typically just finishing a good laugh when, suddenly they happen upon an individual they are not on speaking terms with but mistakenly greats them due to their euphoria at that particular time.

Joe was having a good laugh with his team when Jeff, who upset him yesterday, came out of nowhere and was immediately caught in his polite path.

by md278 September 2, 2013

Poltershite

When someone has a smelly bowel movement that lingers.

Hey man you left a poltershite in my bathroom!

by Pizzadrog July 11, 2015

poetessa

A very cool and fun loving girl who is the most beautiful this world has ever seen and very intelligent.

Poetessa is just so beautiful and funny.

by Quan216 June 27, 2017