face plant

to be so zoned into your smartphone device that you end up ignoring the world that you live in.

face planter's tend to fall into fountains while texting. face planters don't know that guy at the coffee shop thinks that they are cute because they never look up.

by karenladeeda October 14, 2012

Plant Fetish

Hooking up with or being obsessed with plants, especially late at night.

We all make fun of Natalia because of her plant fetish.

by hullllow! June 16, 2011

Shaz Plant

Word to describe tobacco for the younger years. Normally used in schools and also colleges.

"Oi Darren, can you get me some shaz plant? Keep the change"

by TheRealRKid October 23, 2019

plant barbs

plant in the corner of the living room. currently on slimfast diet, dirty stop-out with children.

plant barbs forgot her key again.

by fliss1988 October 14, 2011

Mr plant

are you talking about THE Mr plat by Ashur Gharavi on youtube or something else?

person 1: lets watch "A Day in the Life of Mr Plant"

Person 2: i love the relationship of argos and mr plant

person 1: yes

by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023

Plant sitter

A term used to describe someone who continually bails on their friends, often using terrible excuses and ignoring text messages.

I guess she isn't going to the movies with us. She is such a plant sitter.

by Allie Burper August 10, 2017

Phern plant

A strange plant that is often seen in dreams. This strange plant is Unique to every dreamer, what makes this plant so special is that if you take a bite out of it you will be granted 1 wish when you wake up.

Hey man I had a dream and I found the phern plant when I woke up I made a wish for...

by Track McJack August 21, 2010