A Gran Canaria situation occurs when a story is told about an event that happened between two people but nobody else really knows what really happened or the full story besides the two people involved.
"Did you hear what happened between Joe and Candy? Nope, no one will ever know, its a Gran Canaria situation.."
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To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking
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I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.
Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.
Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.
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"dude i would love to hook up with Susan"
"i feel as if Susan only has situational hotness within our Calculus class."
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Guy1: Heather lives in a nice neighborhood, whats the deal with the beanie, spinner rims and bottle of forty?
Guy2: She's low on cash and going through some shit, she'll pull through it though.
Guy1: So she's... situationally ghetto?
Guy2: She's low on cash and going through some shit, she'll pull through it though.
Guy1: So she's... situationally ghetto?
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Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Timmy and Sally?
Person 2: Yeah, aren't they dating?
Person 1: No, but everyone thinks they are, it's like a situationship.
Person 2: Yeah, aren't they dating?
Person 1: No, but everyone thinks they are, it's like a situationship.
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