primate

Any of the order Primates, which includes the monkeys, apes, and humans.

Also, an unfortunate bit of slang referring to humans of mainly African ancestry.

The Bonobo chimp is a primate.

by Zontar the Destructor March 25, 2004

Primary

Verb. Usually as "to primary." To propose a challenger candidate against an incumbent politician during the primary and then do everything you can to insure the neophyte challenger is victorious over the incumbent. Thus, the incumbent becomes a regular citizen again and is free to pursue the rest of his or her political ambitions overtly bought out as a lobbyist or Washington attorney. This is the tool of last resort when a politician no longer represents the interests of his or her constituency, but of a special interest or heavy-hitting contributor that overshadows the will of the people back home.

I promise to primary any politician who votes against Social Security, Medicare, or Veterans' Benefits.

by Hot East April 12, 2013

primary

adj. That which is first, foremost, or central.

n. The primary one of a group.

You must complete primary school before you may attend secondary school.

A secondary planet orbits a primary.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

primape

n. sarcastic reference to human beings who don't know or don't acknowledge they are related to other hominids known as apes. the stem--prim-- is also potentially pregnant for other definers. implies arrogant ignorance and may be used in a very derogatory way about "supremacist" assholes. especially christians who are anti-evolutionists and complain about or deny kinship to "lesser" beings.

"He thinks he God's gift to the world. What a primape!"

by GOTO (guru of the obvious) December 22, 2013

bridgewater primary

the shittiest school in the southern hemisphere, I was learnig shit there (keyword, shit) that I learnt in year 2 at my previous school. marbury and the principal and the rest of the teachers there (except Jodi and Sue, they were good teachers, I actually learnt stuff thru them) and have a pike shoved up their arses and drowned, then revived, then have the same thing happen to them all over again

ME: lets go kill some bridgewater teachers
OTHER ME: yes, that'll be good for a laugh.

by Jimmy Smith March 6, 2005

primal scream

Running nude at the end of each semester at Harvard.

Larry Summers was lookin' good this year at primal scream...

by Larry's Little Bitch April 13, 2003

primary school relationship

the term for a relationship which involves no actual contact between boyfriend and girlfriend

and the relationship only lasts several days or weeks

tom:so how are thngs going with mary?

joseph:since i asked her out we havent even spoke,i think im going to break up with her

tom:o rly? but uve only been going out 2 days

joseph:yh but i dnt feel a connection

tom:aaw dude tht is such a primary school relationship

by robbehsword July 11, 2010