Quantum Physics

The science the "smart" people claim to understand, mentioning things like Schrodinger's Cat and Superposition, yet for some reason don't know how to use the Schrodinger Equation or how to use Eigenvectors in any way whatsoever.
Me: What the fuck are you good at, mate?
"Smart" Person: Ah yes, I am an intellectual expert in the science of Quantum Physics. Truly a master of photosynthesis.
Me: Ah yes, fuck you too.
by Cenam March 15, 2019
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Physical Education

A class where you see perky people who can't do drills or exercises right or faster that keeps the other people in the back from getting their turn who waits and waits and finally gets to the front and hears, "Okay! Next exercise!".

A class where easygoing people reunites and spend time to do what they call "sports" and does learn nothing.

Shortly called PE, people usually takes Physical Education over the summer to empty one of their electives to take what they want.

In today's life, Physical Education is known as one of the useless class that actually requires people to take it in order to graduate. Isn't it amazing?
There is no example for this word called Physical Education.
by Psycho June 23, 2004
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monkey physics

The inexplicable physics that dictates the world of Nintendo's "Super Monkey Ball" games.
The monkey physics made it so when I barely tapped the bomb I flew way over my mark.
by Stuart J December 05, 2005
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Physical Property

It could be observed or measured without changing the substance.
A physical property is malleability and density.
by andy32291 November 27, 2018
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Physical Friends

noun. A less sleezy-sounding version of friends with benefits.

(A.K.A. Physical Friendship)
1. "Are you and Carolyn dating?"

"No, we're just physical friends"

2. "So, you guys have sex but aren't emotionally involved?"

"Yeah. It's a physical friendship."
by The Labeouffster October 07, 2008
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Madden physics

A frustrating glitch in EA Sports football games (Madden and NCAA) in which the football and/or players act in a way that is not physically possible.

This may include a football going through body parts, body parts going through body parts, a football touching a player's "aura" and being deflected, a football being randomly teleported from one player's possession to another, or a fumble being sucked into a player's possession from 5 feet away.
My guy was wide open until someone from 20 feet away was able to somehow intercept it. Damn Madden physics!
by maxer64 March 02, 2007
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doing physics

you say you are doing your 'physics' when in reality you are messing around or doing what youre not supposed to be
ex: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he was looking at porn.
ex2: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he and his friend were beating Gears of War on 'insane' mode.
by crashtestdummy October 29, 2008
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