To call someone a sasspot is to acknowledge that they are being a difficult smart ass, and that you are inherently charmed by that quality.
Callan: What was going on their?
Max: Oh, not too much. That reminds me though, next time you're at the store can you pick up some grammar? I think you're out.
Callan: Sasspot.
Max: Oh, not too much. That reminds me though, next time you're at the store can you pick up some grammar? I think you're out.
Callan: Sasspot.
by maxer64 September 24, 2008
A frustrating glitch in EA Sports football games (Madden and NCAA) in which the football and/or players act in a way that is not physically possible. This may include a football going through body parts, body parts going through body parts, a football touching a player's "aura" and being deflected, a football being randomly teleported from one player's possession to another, or a fumble being sucked into a player's possession from 5 feet away.
by maxer64 February 28, 2007
A frustrating glitch in EA Sports football games (Madden and NCAA) in which the football and/or players act in a way that is not physically possible.
This may include a football going through body parts, body parts going through body parts, a football touching a player's "aura" and being deflected, a football being randomly teleported from one player's possession to another, or a fumble being sucked into a player's possession from 5 feet away.
This may include a football going through body parts, body parts going through body parts, a football touching a player's "aura" and being deflected, a football being randomly teleported from one player's possession to another, or a fumble being sucked into a player's possession from 5 feet away.
My guy was wide open until someone from 20 feet away was able to somehow intercept it. Damn Madden physics!
by maxer64 March 02, 2007
To be present in a group of friends or acquaintances, and suddenly disappear from said group, never to be seen again that night.
"Dude, I was talking to you last night, and then you completely disappeared."
"Ah, sorry man, I sketch off at the worst times. I'm going to the doctor next week to see if I have sketcholepsy"
"Ah, sorry man, I sketch off at the worst times. I'm going to the doctor next week to see if I have sketcholepsy"
by Maxer64 November 06, 2007
A chronic disease in which the sufferer often will uncontrollably sketch off. A debilitating stigma follows the sufferer, and they often have trouble keeping friends and getting laid.
John, a long time sufferer of sketcholepsy, has been with a woman only twice. However, both experiences ended in violent sketch offs, in which he disappeared in less than 3 seconds.
His best guess as to what a female breast feels like is a bag of sand, thanks for his favorite movie - The 40 Year Old Virgin.
His best guess as to what a female breast feels like is a bag of sand, thanks for his favorite movie - The 40 Year Old Virgin.
by Maxer64 November 06, 2007