Puddlefile

An alluring puddle that doesn't look nearly as treacherous as it is. That type of puddle that says you can step in me and be just fine. But when you do water covers your entire shoe or you slip and bust your ass and leaves you cold and embarrassed in a place you dont want to be.

I thought i would be fine, it seemed innocent enough. But that puddlefile raped me and my new shoes .

by poptartjesus December 6, 2009

puddle of cum

The best insult in human history no other insult can match it

Fuck you, you puddle of cum
AW SHIT

by poopyman September 16, 2013

Puddle Slut

SOMEONE WHO FUCKS OTHER PEOPLE FOR DRUG OR MONEY. A NAPPY ASS BITCH LIKE MY HUSBAND S EX

SHERRY WANTED DOPE AND HAD NO MONEY SO THAT NASTY SKANKY PUDDLE SLUT SUCKED MR. CLEANS DICK

by WABBIT TWAKER June 6, 2015

skeet puddle

This typically happens during the process of skeeting. It is when you pull out and shoot your entire load into the biotche's eye socket.

"Hold still bitch"
"Fucker, now I have to clean up this skeet puddle"

by ezal June 11, 2006

sticky puddle

when u cum on the base of a girls neck between her collar bones when she's laying on her back creating a puddle of ejaculation.

she thought she was getting it in the face but i made a sticky puddle

by johny beans January 30, 2010

gunt puddle

A collection of sweat that can accumulate between the pannis and the pussy.

Her gunt puddle could be seen from across the room.

by Dirtytrainer December 10, 2017

puddle slut

a female that will do ANYTHING for the puddle in the bottom of the bowl.

she is worse than a bag ho, she is a puddle slut.

by Smeed November 6, 2007