phlegm fucker

When one creates a collection of one's own phlegm and mucus (preferably contained in an open vitamin container) and after a period of time when most ripe and after a period of intense sex one takes the container and spews it all over their lovers back.

What the fuck did you just "phlegm fucker" me?

by deewugnwi October 13, 2021

Cheese Phlegm

noun; Cheese Phlegm also known as Dip Skin or Queso de Piel , is the thick, skin like layer of cheese that forms a top of cheese dips as it sets.

I don't want anymore chips. The is queso is getting Cheese Phlegm.

by ShatterTanner June 11, 2023

Phlefplugh

(Pronounced Fleffplug)

Fluff from one's underwear wrapped tightly around your arsehole hair. Very painful.

After playing football my phlefplugh was so severe that I had to shave my arse crack.

by :::Oscar::: July 22, 2008

Phlagh

To find an idea or concept significantly distasteful.

So miffed at a particular concept or idea that you exclaim 'Phlagh' out aloud.

by flamersk August 6, 2008

Phlempathy

Sharing and or understanding someones suffering due to an abundance of phlem

If you heard Libby's cough and saw the shit she's been spitting up you would have alot of phlempathy for her too.

Libby and Tracy were at home chatting. Tracy says, "I cant stop hacking up this nasty green shit" Libby replies, "GROSS"!! "Go cough that shit up somewhere else its making me sick" Tracy quickly replies, "Fuck off, you have no phlempathy for me you chode smuggler!"

by slangbangyourmom January 15, 2011

Phegnarmenal

an extreme sport phenomenon that is so gnarly that phenomenal falls short of describing said occurrence.

dude that super man seat grab over the table top was fuckin phegnarmenal

by ptownclown December 9, 2011

Phleminist

Someone who is pro phlegm and doesn't believe in a clear oesophagus.

"Stop spitting!"
"God, you're such a phleminist."

by GastonThickNeck February 1, 2013