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Phlefplugh

(Pronounced Fleffplug)

Fluff from one's underwear wrapped tightly around your arsehole hair. Very painful.

After playing football my phlefplugh was so severe that I had to shave my arse crack.

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The noise of surprise you make when someone pisses on your face.

The schneffmumble produced by <Person X> sounded almost exactly like a dying walrus.

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