plap

n. cum

v. to ejaculate

"yeah, so this one time i plapped in my own eye"

by yermum April 1, 2007

Plap

Stands for 'Parking like a Prick'; a derogatory term for one who parks like a prick (i.e. complete twonk/utter dickhead). This could include taking up multiple bays, parking unwisely on a narrow lane, parking in a disabled spot while being perfectly able-bodied, or being a driver of a BMW and/or Audi. First used in this context on the Facebook page 'Parking like a Prick in Ramsbottom'.

When used as a verb, it can also refer to taking photographic evidence of of a plap and shaming the plapper publicly on the Internet or another mass media outlet.

'Look at that cockend parking on a bridge. What a plap.'

'I got plapped the other day when I used the disabled spot and the picture was put all over the internet; I was mortified!!!'

by Pelthain July 5, 2016

philaphonic

a nice and loving guy.. mostly with the name of phil..

by phil July 22, 2003

phlamooshkahn

Mykl is a big Mean mean person... Who makes his fiance look up a stupid word that isn't even word.

Mykl is a Phlamooshkahn.

I love Mykl the Phlamooshkahn.

by SusyKillJoi869 December 9, 2008

Phlop

The sound made by the clapping buttcheeks of an overwieght stripper.

Dude she's gets extra cash for all the phloping I hear.

by NiggaLlamass November 6, 2013

phlark

A slang word for fuck

Used in the same context

"Hey buddy, phlark you!"

by FFStudios August 8, 2009

Phlarg

Phlarg: Another word for "Fuck", but slightly more acceptable.

Jonny: What the phlarg Jimmy? Why are you beign a drama llama?

Jimmy: I got phlarged in the butt last night.

by Anonymous90001 December 4, 2007