Dr. Devil PHD

An evil spirit that roams the halls at yeshivas doresh, some say he was born from a blazing purple fire that was surrounded by demons. He lurks in the shadows waiting for someone to do something wrong so they can be banished to Utah...

Watch out for Dr. Devil PHD

by The Oracle of Death October 4, 2021

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

Post-Holiday Depression (PHD)

When one becomes depressed as the fun of the holidays comes to an end and everyone has to return to their boring, everyday lives.

Often goes hand-in-hand with christmas tight.

Bob: "What is Steve's problem?"

Sue: "I think he has a severe case of Post-Holiday Depression (PHD). I heard him crying when his co-workers in the next cubicle were talking about their holiday vacations.

by hahaidontgetit January 6, 2010

Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD

An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.

Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD is my hero.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

Pubo-Helmular Discomfort (PHD)

A painful condition whereby one or more pubic hairs becomes lodged inside the foreskin of the penis, against the helmet. Movement will result in the hairs being stretched and pulled, causing untold agony.
This is caused by the penis being confined in a small space (ie underwear). It usually occurs after the sufferer has had an erection and the penis is shrinking back to its regular size.
Can be solved by a cabinet reshuffle

Tom: OUCH....
Ben: What's the matter?
Tom: I've just got some pubo-helmular discomfort (PHD)...
Ben: I'm sorry. This must be a difficult time for you.

by tommytomtomtom October 30, 2007

bro PhD

A person who uses broscience often to try to prove points or explain things. Usually the broscience comes directly from his mind with no outside sources and no experience with the topic he is talking about.

Bro PhD Kyle just tried to explain the creation of the HIV virus, of course talking straight broscience the whole time. I didn't believe a word he said.

by fatassbob March 12, 2010

Tennessee PhD

A GED. So called based on the notion that in Tennessee, a GED is considered an impressive educational achievement.

Leroy was expelled from high school, but by the time we went to college, he had earned his Tennessee PhD through correspondence courses.

by PMax January 20, 2009