PHD

Post-Hawaii Depression

When you just went to Hawaii and made so many new, great friends but now you had to leave them and go back to your boring life.

Hey you look sad, what happened last week?
It was amazing but now I have PHD.

by Upsi555 April 1, 2019

PHD

Permanent Head Damage

Friend: Hey! My cousin had a PHD degree .
Me: I even had a PHD , too.
Friend: Really ! Where did you get it .
Me: My girlfriend.

by Makeyourdreamsbecomedreams June 14, 2018

PHD

Physically Hilarious Dick

Tieagan walked up to Cambria go warn her that Joe had a PHD.

by DB190208KS October 17, 2017

Phd

Pretty Huge Dick

Becky : I FINALLY GOT MY PHD!
Dan : Not a single day goes by when I don't appreciate my PDH
Becky : Perfect hair day, I'm not talking about a degree, Dan
Dan : Neither am I

by anonymous December 19, 2022

PhD

Acronym for Poor, Hungry, & Desperate individuals.

Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!

Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??

Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.

Britt: Ooh! Yea, that’s pretty sucky…

by redbirds003 August 14, 2024

COD PhD

Somebody who has played so much call of duty that they think they know everything there is to know about guns, when in reality they dont know what the fuck the safety does.

two guys watching a war movie
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your COD PhD...

by Derpatitus H. July 29, 2012

PhD

It’s an acronym meaning Poor, Hungry, & Desperate.

Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!

Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??

Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.

Britt: Ooh.. yea, that really sucks…

by redbirds003 August 16, 2024