PhD

A PhD stands for Pretty Huge Dick.

Hey, Dexter, want to know how to get the sexworkers to lower their asking price?
Go on then.
Tell them you have a PhD!

by Benjamin Stocks September 26, 2021

PHD

Post Hawaii depression

I'm not all that excited to see your spring break pics on insta, I've still got PHD

by jlovecoollikedat September 12, 2016

PHD

Permanent Head Damage

Friend: Hey! My cousin had a PHD degree .
Me: I even had a PHD , too.
Friend: Really ! Where did you get it .
Me: My girlfriend.

by Makeyourdreamsbecomedreams June 14, 2018

PhD

Acronym for Poor, Hungry, & Desperate individuals.

Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!

Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??

Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.

Britt: Ooh! Yea, that’s pretty sucky…

by redbirds003 August 14, 2024

PHD

Physically Hilarious Dick

Tieagan walked up to Cambria go warn her that Joe had a PHD.

by DB190208KS October 17, 2017

Phd

Pretty Huge Dick

Becky : I FINALLY GOT MY PHD!
Dan : Not a single day goes by when I don't appreciate my PDH
Becky : Perfect hair day, I'm not talking about a degree, Dan
Dan : Neither am I

by anonymous December 19, 2022

PhD

Push Here Dummy

Make it super simple to operate, these guys have PhDs. You know, "push here dummy."

by Soupersonic May 14, 2021