texticular pause

A sudden pause in an in-person conversation or intercourse, caused by the need to respond to a text.

Evan- "Hey Dillon how was your date with Sarah last night?"
Dillon- "Oh it was great we went out dancing, then I took her home and..."
Evan- "And what?... hello?"
Dillon- *texting... texting... texting*
Evan- "wtf now is not the time for a texticular pause"

by salamiprototype December 8, 2009

pause that

Someone letting your ass know that you need to just check yoself in general. damn.

"hey man I don't like smoking blunts anymore, I think I will smoke Virginia Slims instead"
"whoa, whao, pause that . . . for real . . . damn"

by whiteflavor April 7, 2003

Brookes' Pause

To pause or decrease volume between the words 'Oxford' and 'Brookes' to suggest you are at the University of Oxford not Oxford Brookes.

Jim used the Brookes' Pause when chatting up a girl.

by rsloch March 4, 2007

paustian

a doofus ass licking infantry man . a paustian looks and acts like a POG also attempts to have gay oral sex with higher ups.

Example : I was in the bathroom and some guy tried to paustian my shaft.

by trap lord 415 February 3, 2015

maria phase

The phase of a guy (or girl)'s life when he/she fancies a girl called Maria. If that particular Maria returns any love then the maria phase is broken.

OMG! He is SO going through the maria phase right now!

by Wa-Kaas March 14, 2009

Rappers Pause

When a rapper pauses instead of saying "like" or "Like a", then resuming

With Rappers Pause (RP)- I Keep her runnin back and forward (RP) soccer team- lil wayne

Without Rapper Pause- I keep her runnin back and forward like a soccer team- lil wayne

by Frostmatic April 8, 2010

just a phase

Just a phase is that emo teenage stage you have as a kid that parents refer to as the ‘truth’ behind your behavior

Emo-trash is just having a phase. Mom: She’s just going through a phase, honey! Cameron, stop being such an emo child having ‘just a phase’!

by TotallyNotArshil May 20, 2018