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Penetration Police

Police that penetrate you
PENETRATION POLICE! OPEN UP! *Uses battering ram to penetrate*
by rex virtual May 1, 2017
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BRAINAL PENETRATION

When you find someone incredibly intellectually stimulating and you want them to penetrate your mind further or you wish to penetrate theirs.

Completely intellectual attraction, without physical or emotional attraction. A desire to be mentally close to someone.
The opposite of to wanting to pick your brain ie wanting to have your brain picked
"I met this guy the other day, he's not my type, but the converation is amazing, he really understands me... It's like we were having brainal penetration."
by Moo Lavaca October 27, 2010
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deca-penetration

Penetration by 10 similar objects at any given time simultaneously. See also decaphilia.
Dag yo! Did you hear Julie got deca-penetration ? She totally got annihilated by 10 garden hoses last night, shit was whack!
by Pump House March 25, 2008
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This is a very godly insult. No other insult can beat this.
Ted: ur mom gay
Timmy: ur dad lesbian
Ted: ur granny tranny
Timmy: ur grandpap a trap
The whole earth is shaking.
Ted: ur sister a mister
Timmy: ur brother a mother
Ted: ur niece obeser
Timmy: ur aunt a crossiant
Antarctica is the first continent to collapse and burn up.
Ted: ur uncle nick has no dick
Timmy: ur family tree LGBT
Ted: ur poo LGBTQ
Timmy: ur family reunion homosexual communion
All of the Earth except Timmy and Ted's homes have collapsed.
Ted: ur ancestors incestors
Timmy: ur genome gives gnome dome
Ted: ur god a fraud
Timmy: ur genus likes penis
Ted: ur social media penile encyclopedia
Timmy: ur family vacation anal penetration
Ted instantly dies and explodes into dust. All of the Earth except Ted returns back to normal.
by Dropped My Idiot November 9, 2019
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Penetrating the circle

The act of being able to speak with the hot chick, if only for a fleeting moment, before her lame, fat, nasty friends that she came with realize you are there and launch a counter attack in order to get rid of you.
We wished Chris luck as he tried his hand at penetrating the circle. He stood in the shadows for some time, and just as 3 of the fat, nasty whore friends of the hot blonde broke off to swap clothes or change their tampons in the bathroom, he struck. He was able to have a conversation with the gorgeous woman for just under 30 seconds before another fat whore friend of hers, who was returning from the bar, saw what was happening and drug her away.
by Dasspam November 8, 2009
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Sexual penetration

it's wot i did to ur mum last night
by Shnief February 5, 2014
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Penetration

Sometimes in a homosexual relation ship the penis will penetrate the anus
"Was their Penetration?"
by DefDigital July 22, 2015
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