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Penile Asphyxiation

Asphyxiation on an erect or flaccid penis, hopefully ending in death
I often have erotic fantasies of Mother and we engage in penile asphyxiation.
by Chou Nox October 17, 2015
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penile extension

a car which compensates for your penis that is 1/3 of a micron long when you poped a boner...
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penile infarction

V. Attack by a penis.
N. The act of being attacked by a penis.
Sally just got a penile infarction. She was just standing there when all of the sudden Henry's penis just started attacking her!
by JessD December 30, 2007
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Penile rupture

Where the penis is ruptured by extreme masturbation.
"My Penis is bleeding because of a "penile rupture"
by sphynctor December 8, 2009
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penile quafe

When a cloud of dust shoots out of the urethra due to testicular dryness.
Matt had a long penile quafe after max sucked him off.
by repressedasshole November 25, 2009
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penile code

Refers to da "rule" dat states dat if a dude "gets caught" subsequent to his delightful dallying --- i.e., da girl gets preggo --- he will then hafta "pay da consequences", i.e., resign himself to either fatherhood or child-support payments for da foreseeable future.
If da penile code was truly and stricitly enforced, there would likely be fewer teenage pregnancies and extra-marital affairs in this country.
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
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Penile Rejection

When a girl see's your penis and decides not to have sex, either due to large or smallness, or perhaps warts or any other sign of VD. Could be just that you are ugly!
"Man I have Penile Rejection last night!"
"Shit, must have been your herpes sores again."
by blumehauser March 6, 2010
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