A penguin is little bird that cannot fly in other words its half of a bird that is also used as a fleshlight for seals.Fucking google it if you dont belive me that shit tramatized me when i heard it the first time.

i cant think of anything to go here or how to sum a penguin up ya twat. they are very cute tho

Penguin by Gabrielak December 19, 2021

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-a bird that cant fly

- someone that will always be that one specific ex that u never seem to 'get over'

he/she is my penguin.

Penguin by bsa.111 January 15, 2022

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an incredibly derogatory term directed at they/she bi girls with mullets

That girl over there is a penguin; stay away from them or she will steal your girlfriend.

penguin by Jadeahhhhhhh March 21, 2022

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An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.

President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”

Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”

President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”

Penguin by AtusticTrtl September 4, 2022

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