A short, overweight female who waddles when walking. Common to be seen wearing exercise clothes that don't fit her. Typically preys on men with low standards and recently out of the military. Gets pregnant easily and sucks life out of innocent victim.
by Alpha snowflake August 21, 2017
the sound a broken bone makes, when breakage occurs underwater.. slight accent variations occur between immersion in salt and freshwater, with the emphasis being on the "peng" in saline conditions, and a sharp uplift at the end of the word in freshwater.
by monkeygoosekins July 15, 2003
A evil Artic creature that eats little children and then throws them up and eats them again and laughs. Also are flightless like the man-eating peigons in New York. And sadly cannot swim but has laser eyes. Likes to take long walks on the beach with different hoes each day. Most pimpin bird/carnivore ever.
by Sexy Cracker October 30, 2006
by Clever Satan June 23, 2019
Similar definition to 'Peng' but supposed improved by autocorrect, Means cool/hot/sexy. Can also be used ironically
by tumblr_expert September 11, 2015
Adorable creatures of the ocean, often called "The angels of the sea". Being the cutest animal in the world, penguins are soft and affectionate animals. Penguins are adored by many, giving them quite a nice reputation.
by JohnBasuani September 04, 2018