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Dutch Pretzel

When two men make ass-to-ass contact and proceed to reach between their legs. At this point they will masturbate each other to orgasm.
Did you see the Dutch pretzel that Jon and Steve pulled off?
by Pritt May 18, 2013
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peezo

Its a pipe. Plain and simple. Derived from piece.
"Pass me that peezo bro"
by sssshhhhhh January 28, 2007
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peeter

If there's a skeeter on your peeter, knock it off.
by roxybabi321 June 17, 2009
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Wetzels Pretzel

An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.
Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.
by Phat Willy and K-Money May 6, 2011
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pretzel

n.
(PRET-zuhl)
a small, salty, usually crunchy baked piece of.. pretzel.
Comes in an infinite amount of shapes to guarantee you'll buy them.
It is said they originated from a priest who made them to reward children for saying prayers correctly.
They attempted to rise up and assasinate our dictator, Dubya, but sadly they failed and we'll all die.
Oh, and some are covered in chocolate too.
mmmm...
-I ate a pretzel.
-pretzels are nice
by =^..^= December 5, 2004
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peeza

This is some good peeza!
by Sinay December 9, 2017
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Chocolate Pretzel

a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.
Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)
by xero347 February 1, 2009
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