photographobic

someone suffering the irrational fear of being photographied

he was so photographobic that he had nightmares about being photographied

by meetfrog December 31, 2023

(non) photographically advanced

1. The inability to reproduce photo pretaining to your identity. 2. Being without the right equipment to produce such photographs. 3. Or the ability to be very advanced with all the avenues to produce such photos.

"Dude, Now you have me feeling bad that I have no current photos of myself."

"Yeah, you're soo (non) photographically advanced."

by Jayd101 April 23, 2009

food photographer

A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.

Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!

by Tomyatyat August 24, 2016

amateur photographer

Somebody who claims to be a photographer to convince people to pose nude for them.

Yes, I'm currently classed as an amateur photographer but with your nude portfolio I'll go pro.

by vannie March 14, 2017

Bootleg Photographer

Someone who purchases a DSLR camera, uses it on automatic to take Instagram worthy images and calls themselves a photographer.

She's a bootleg photographer.

by AudacitybytheSea April 15, 2018

Reedley Photographer

Commonly known for being the local sports photographer for Reedley High and other local sports teams. Also a commonly known casual photographer.

Robert: Dude did you see what Jan just posted on his website?

Phillip: Who's Jan?

Robert: The Reedley photographer headass, the one who takes our soccer pictures.

Phillip: Oh, that Jan.

by Unknown408-142 February 25, 2019

Walmart Photographer

A Walmart Photographer is a person who buys a beginner DSLR camera (Canon, Nikon, Sony, etc...) from Walmart, Best Buy, Amazon, etc... and calls themselves a professional photographer with the lack of talent.

Karen: DM me for photography rates!

A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?

Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)

A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"

by CSM_Hooah June 3, 2019