Parental Advisory

A logo added cover artwork that warns kids not to listen to this music with their parents.

Dude, don't play that! It has a parental advisory logo on it and your parents are in the next room.

by AnnDee4444 February 4, 2010

divorced parent syndrome

a fictional disease which is characterized by the following:

1. divorced parents.

2. either an exagerrated innate need to be in a relationship or a laid-back view on relationships and love.

3. repating information or stories because you forgot which parent you told.

4. not telling one parent information or stories because you told the other and forgot.

CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
MOM: you never said that!
CHILD: oh, i must have told dad that. divorced parent syndrome.

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CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
DAD: you already told me that!
CHILD: oh, sorry, i have divorced parent syndrome.

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GIRL: omg my boyfriend just broke up with me.
BOY: hey there girl.
GIRL: omg i'm going to have a crush on you because i have divorced parent syndrome and need to be in a relationship.

by doctor of divorced kids February 7, 2010

my parents arent home

Basically an invitation to go home with your partner to potentially mate.

-Girl: common, my parents arent home
-Boy: alright!

by virtuoso_master February 25, 2017

parents

the only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn watching.

Hey man your parents caught you again man, did they take your computer?

by aaron April 20, 2005

Parents Television Council

Media Watchdog group which claims to be non-partisan composed of bored housewives who drink their daily glass of wine a day who believe that they themselves should not parent their children, but in fact, the major networks should. L. Brent Bozell III, the founder, also heads up a similarly non-partisan organization which watches the news networks looking to prove a liberal bias trying to destroy this country, and is against all gay rights.

We, the Parents Television Council are highly opposed to the nudity contained within Grand Theft Auto. Before we thought it was simply a tool to teach the children about Black culture, but now we've learned it's just filth.

by Talvin August 11, 2005

parenthetical whore

someone who litters his writing with parenthetical information (information inside parentheses, be it a side note, background info, or explanation much like this one)

I hate when writers provide us with their each and every thought in parenthetical form, to the extent that the inner-parentheses word count is higher than the actual text! Parenthetical whores!

by elle renae June 16, 2010

Parents

Retarded adults whose sole purpose is to make your life miserable. They annoy the living shit out of you and set so many rules you can’t do anything fun. They can also be very nosy and ask you billions upon billions of questions. They think they know what’s best for you when really they’re far from it. Then they expect you to love and respect them. Don’t listen to these people. Soon you’ll be out of their torturing and free to live your life.

Person 1’s parents won’t let him get out of his house or do anything.

by gurl456 September 2, 2019