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a palanqui moment

When you think a day cannot end up bad, and it ends up even worse.
You go to play foosball and your teammate winds up being your boss. You end up losing 10 - 0 and you have to crawl under the table. What a palanqui moment!
by Mecachis June 2, 2018
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Hot Girl Paranoia

A paranoid feeling a guy gets when he is talking/hitting on a girl that is interested in him. It's caused by feeling like you will mess it up and she wont be interested anymore, or feeling/believing that she will realize she could do a lot better than you.
Guy 1: Hey, are you still talking to that girl?
Guy 2: Ya I am, but I'm getting Hot Girl Paranoia
by gyreaux November 22, 2019
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Minor elevation paranoia

Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.
I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...
by Bruh-dude June 15, 2021
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ParanoidCoder

n) Person who lives in the land of teletubbies and works on a cool MOD.

n2) Has a really cool car and neato signatures.
ParanoidCoder I only have a heartattack when lomax finds another bug
by Lomax February 22, 2003
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paranoing

Him whispering is so paranoing...
by kellelizabeth June 24, 2016
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Subtweet Paranoia

a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically elaborated into an organized system given by reading tweets. A person would think, when they see someone subtweet, it is about them.
Tweet: She just gave me the nastiest lasagna ever.

Jim: I saw your tweet. You could've just told me you didn't like my cooking.

John: What are you even talking about? You never even cooked me lasagna. That tweet wasn't about you.

Jim: I'm sorry. I guess I have a case of subtweet paranoia.
by Cinnamon sheen October 16, 2016
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Paranoia

You definately have this if you think 4 foot mexicans are surrounding your house with machine guns.
Guy 1: There are mexicans surrounding my house!

Guy 2: It's just your fucking paranoia... Again!
by Bennisanarchy February 29, 2008
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