Parker

An absoloute legend with rather marvellous music taste, quality banter, perfect facial hair and enormous sex appeal. There is however, in most cases, an awkward silence when he claims to be awesome.

Parker: "I'm awesome"
Everyone in the room: *awkward silence*.

by FlumpyMcFlump June 27, 2010

Sarah Jessica Parker

an ugly bitch who desperately needs a nose job.

That ugly bitch Sarah Jessica Parker is on that show Sex in the City which is a stupid show.

by Stacy July 26, 2006

Nicole Parker

Nicole Parker is to many, myself included, the most talented current MadTV cast member (currently in its 11th season). Nicole has extensive history in improv comedy and clearly uses it in her tv career to portray very realistic and comical characters. Many fans of the show claim that Nicole Parker softened the blow of the loss of a lot of beloved cast members in a relatively short amount of time.

It is also my (professional) opinion that Nicole Parker is the most beautiful female cast member that has ever been a part of MadTV.

Joe: Hey! Who is that beautiful woman interviewing Kathy Griffen at the emmies with that no-talent hack Bobby Lee.
Me: Oh, thats Nicole Parker.

by Skeeter McDougal October 7, 2005

Parker

a fat cunt who wont vote for my shit to be in the dictionary

B:Hey man I have a funny idea for Urban Dictionary
D:Dont worry it wont get accepted because of Parker
B:damn

by Kiikle April 26, 2020

Parker

He is a funny and cat-loving person that you can count on. He maybe has light blue eyes with light brown hair.

Person 1: OMG! That person is so hilarious!!
Person 2: I know right! He must be a Parker!

by Celine P. June 1, 2017

Parker-O'Grady

Leader of the known world

Wow You really Parker-O'Grady that group.

by Sean POG November 7, 2007

smush parker

A scrub basketball player on the L.A. Lakers

"Man did you see the Lakers game last nite?"

"Yea Smush Parker sucks!"

by illest_negro April 27, 2006