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pardoning the turkey

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009
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pariniti

Omg look at her, she's a pariniti
by Pari.03 March 30, 2017
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parboni

rabbit
she screams on vc and is one of the coolest people ever.
she's also short and loves taylor swift
do not piss off parboni
parboni: what am i?
siddharth: short
vamsi: without the s and r

aditya: i don't wanna go to school because my ac's cold
parboni: but come to school
aditya: why
parboni: because i'm hot
by urchammakchallo December 5, 2021
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Noah Parsons

A Canadian from a country from Canada and hates(likes) Hockey and is a kid also likes the symbol <>~<>A.K.A A confused asian man in a box.
by njdwedc1928 November 17, 2016
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Parlon

A term used to describe a good looking police officer usally of Irish decent
Dude, did u get busted last nite?
Yeah. That Parlon arrested me for smoking pot
by DHP41890 December 6, 2006
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I beg your pardon

Englishman asking for something to be repeated.
Get your balls of my face
I beg your pardon?
You heard what i fucking said
by BritishsSpoon March 20, 2020
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Parson

Noun - par·son \ ˈpär-sᵊn \

Definition: Someone who is woke and preaches the truth about a matter.

The original definition from the 13th century applied to a priest of an independent church that was not under the control of a larger organization. Parson came from the from Latin word persona, literally meaning, "person" with authority.

The title of Parson fell out of mainstream usage in the 19th century and increasingly so as religion fell out of favor in the 21st century. However, due to social media presence of celebrities, as well as the recognition of historical black figures from the Black Lives Matter (BLM) movement, many famous "Parsons" have taken the spotlight, bringing the word back into favorable usage and separating itself from its original definition into a broader term for a preacher.

Famous Parsons include:

Lucy Parsons (1853–1942) Activist, anarchist, and writer who stood up for minorities and women's rights, challenging the racist and sexist sentiment in America.

Karyn Parsons (1966 - Current) Famous actor from the "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Founded the Sweet Blackberry organization used to reach children and give a voice to lesser-known African-American figures.

Jim Parsons (1973-Current) TV’s Highest paid openly gay actor is known for playing Sheldon Cooper in the CBS sitcom The Big Bang Theory. Was accepted into the Hollywood Walk of Fame on March 11, 2015.
Person: I don't understand why it's called the "Black Lives Matter" movement, don't all lives matter?"

Parson: Of course all lives matter, but there were 300 years of American history during which Black lives did not matter. Black Americans could not get fair trials, lynching was not uncommon because killing Black people was not officially a crime in the mid-twentieth century. That's not ancient history. The movement called Black Lives Matter has opened up a dialog of the social injustices of the Black population that are still taking place today in America."
by Nosrap April 22, 2018
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