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packet shapper

A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages. Check to see if it's loaded on the fire wall if you gets disconnect a lot.
I told him to check with his IT people top see if there is a packet shapper loaded on their fire wall. A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages.
by JaquesPascarella May 13, 2015
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EL Packete De EMinems LLego

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
by kiillrz October 15, 2011
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Slut packet

Someone that has and new lad every week
Boy: hello
Gabby: wanna shag

Boy: your a slut packet
by Barry555 September 6, 2022
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A HUGE PACKET OF CHICKEN NUGGETS

A phrase often said on radio advertisments when discussing the great value of a large bag of the food item chicken nuggets.
"Whats that you got their?"-Person 1
"A HUGE PACKET OF CHICKEN NUGGETS"-Person 2
by WildWillez December 14, 2020
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Packet-Monkey

pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.

noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.

verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.

verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."

*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*

Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
by Robiwon September 24, 2012
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