Options Gamer

An Options Gamer is a person who has to adjust the settings first before even playing a game rather than after to see if settings need to be adjusted. Also applies to people who have to look at the options without changing them before playing a video game.

"Hey babe, how come you haven't started the game yet?"
"Sorry I just have to make sure the settings suit my monitor and if all the sensitivity is right!"
"Why don't you wait to play to see if you need to change anything?"
"Look, I just know okay"
"Ugh, you're such an Options Gamer"

by jeriahforte April 6, 2023

Better Option?

A board game that consists of a persons life in shambles. Activities include running from police, dating younger homosexual men, calling off work, getting completely wasted and high, proceeding to drive home wasted and high, and mispronouncing words and creating incomplete sentences.

Gee guys, I feel pretty shitty about my life. Let's play "Better Option?" so we don't feel so bad about ourselves.

by AberFitch1220 March 2, 2009

Options

Used to describe a single piece of meat or chicken, cooked to different temperatures.

Man this steak is well-done on one side and medium on the other. I got screwed.

Nah fam, you got options

by Tomtomtom76 June 4, 2022

Option B

It's short for secure additional funding. Option B is to secure additional funding.

I need my car fixed but I really don't have the money for it rn. Welp, time for option b.

by I do carloans August 3, 2019

Nuclear option

The BEST option! Light them up! We'll see how tough they are with their bones disintegrated.

Hym "The best option! The nuclear option! Get em. Get em out of here. Let's all go meet God together!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2025

horsiz optional

What you eye-twinklingly add as a hasty "aside" after saying "hey" to someone, before they can impishly shoot back with da "standard" retort of "Hey iz fer horsiz".

I would sincerely hope dat it would be "horsiz optional" instead of "mandatory" when saying "hey" to someone... not dat I don't totally love those large gorgeous friendly four-legged mammals, but I wouldn't wanna hafta care for a whole herd of dem.

by QuacksO January 5, 2020

option Sam

A scenario in which 2 buttholes are available. You then use one for a pocket and one for normal operation's. Your pocket should be held in with a butt plug(obviously)

Friend 1: Fuck where am I gunna put my shmeckles?

Friend 2: Just go with ‘option Sam’ gurl

by Jajabinksjaja January 28, 2025