remember the tight ones

The pornograpic version of the hollywood hit remember the titans

remember the tight ones will follow the same plot as remember the titans. except the whole football team fucking the HEAD cheerleader in the locker room before the football game for good luck and for winning.

by TiTyRon November 10, 2009

obestard

1. noun - An ignorant, mean, or rude overweight person; a fat bastard
2. noun - A mentally disabled or retarded overweight person

"Mark is being a total obestard! Who does he think he is? Maybe he is just rude and angry because he's disgustingly fat."

by Dr1vE January 5, 2009

olestra

The generic name for Olean, the fake fat that set off another 90's fad. It was used mainly in potato chips. It helps you lose weight because the fat is not absorbed into your body, but comes leaking out your ass, hence the warning on every bag: "May cause anal leakage"

I was a kid in the 90's, I remember the Olestra craze.

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

onesome

Jerking off.

"Tommy Lee, go fuck yourself, how dare! There should be a special ring of hell for any man with the audacity to be bored of threesomes. I just want to slap him, 'Hey Tommy, why don't you try a couple of years of onesomes and then we'll talk chat on how boring threesomes are.'" -Christian Finnegan

by jonathanhi5 March 12, 2017

onesie season

Summers over but its time to get comfy for onesie season.

Onesie season; leaves are falling, birds are fleing, temperature is droping, people are getting there onesies on to get comfy

by Romeo.oh.romeo September 18, 2017

onesie season

Fall is onesie season

Uhh so done with summer thank god its onesie season

by Romeo.oh.romeo September 18, 2017

onnesty

Onnesty , she is the craziest person ever to be met. She’s lots of fun and pretty , she can come off crazy but is actually really genuine . She’s very considerate and cares about everything.

Onnesty Never gives up on what’ she wants most.

by kitky2.2 May 19, 2018