i shit my pants

can someone help me clean it up please?

i just took a huge shit in my pants. yup, i shit my pants.

by babyeater666 July 19, 2020

throw my junk at shit

Approaching women by grinding up on them on the dance floor to immediately determine if there is interest

"Usually when I get really drunk, I can't talk to chicks anymore, so I just go on the dance floor and throw my junk at shit"

by jhova23 February 14, 2008

are you shitting my dick

A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real

“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied”

by bahka78 October 6, 2021

I shit my pants

They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".

Jerry: Hey Thom!
Thom: I shit my pants.

by Idon'tknowanymore July 3, 2020

shit my balls off

Being so surprised to the point that you inevitably shit so hard your testicles come out.

Dudebro: Dude I went sky diving yesterday.
Broseph: How was it?
Dudebro: The main parachute didn't work, I was so scared I shit my balls off.

by BigPenisBoi1234567891011121314 February 18, 2021

shit my ass out

When you have to shit so bad but have to hold it, saying "i am going to shit my ass out" over and over can often alleviate the pain by some small degree.

"Honey, please hurry we're going to be late to my doctor's appointment"

"Fuck fuck fuck I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out." etc.

by ClinicalDeath March 10, 2009

Are you shitting my dick

Are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick right now

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022